1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...paleontologists have discovered several superb examples of intermediary forms and sequences, more than enough to convince any fair-minded skeptic about the reality of life's physical genealogy" - An Introduction to Biological Evolution

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Some Roy Lichtenstein pictures on my wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Oz and James's Big Wine Adventure

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:50am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:44am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Radio 1

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning for a wake and bake and a read of the paper

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My cup of tea

9. What are you wearing?
Hoodie, skirt, leggings, furry slipper boots

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah I was in the queue at a butchers where my best friend was working behind the till, then some bitch from my secondary school joined the queue and the dream was ruined

11. When did you last laugh?
Yesterday most probably

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Everything

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Some little kid caught a fish in the lake I was camping by, you are supposed to put them straight back in but he walked with his rod still attached to the fish he caught in a plastic tub and walked it back to his tent where they probably decided to barbeque it, rude.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Something to do

15. What is the last film you saw?
Into The Wild

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An ounce

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
It really annoys me that whenever I use a highlighter the tip of it always goes black from the ink Im highlighting

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
England would have the same stance on cannabis as Amsterdam does. What a typical answer, how boring

19. Do you like to dance?
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends dont dance and if they dont dance well theyre no friends of mine

20. George Bush:
Michael Moore is a dick 'ed

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lola, rudy, maddy. I dunno

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Charlie, Ollie, Oscar, Jack. I dunno

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
WOOOOHOOOOO PARTY TIME! Lets get ravin' BLAP BLAP BLAP!

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
I dont think 6 people even read my journals, but just incase, Sam, Sanne, Martin, Shack